Your name is JADE HARLEY. You are NINETEEN years old, a sophomore college STUDENT studying urban HORTICULTURE. You enjoy a nice DRINK every now and then, though this gets complicated by your non-viral HEPATITIS. You also get inordinately excited by things that go BOOM (big guns) and things that go VROOM (fast cars).
Your NARCOLEPSY has worn off slightly, and you have nothing but NIGHTMARES whenever you dream. You try to stay POSITIVE, but it's hard. It's HARD and nobody UNDERSTANDS.
Your current RELATIONSHIP STATUS is TAKEN by Karsprite and Davesprite. Right now, you live in Davesprite's house, the SATELLITE OF LOVE, with the two of them and your best friend Jadesprite.
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You’re not that great at this any more, but at least you managed to get in the vague area of Davesprite’s coordinates. Once you double-check the address on your phone, you stumble across the street and ring his doorbell, completely unsure what to expect. He’s still a Strider, after all.